Parrot
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Loading ...An old man gets on the subway one afternoon, and sits down across from a punk rocker with red, green, yellow and orange hair and feather earrings. The man stares at the punk, looking puzzled.
The punk says, “What’s the matter, old man? Didn’t you ever do anything wild in your life?”
The old man replies, “Yeah, I screwed a parrot once. I was just wondering if you were my kid.”