Party Pooper

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading ... Loading ...

During a rather rowdy party, one unattached female guest kept disappearing into a back bedroom with one man after another, including the host.

This did not go unnoticed by the host’s wife, who was quietly smoldering, but kept her composure, so as not to ruin the party.

It was still fairly early when “Miss Willing” approached the hostess, looking somewhat frazzled and rumpled. “I’m sorry to rush off,” she exclaimed, “but I don’t feel too well.”

“Of course, I understand, My Dear,” was the hostess’ rejoinder. “You must have a splitting ‘backache.’”

Related jokes
  • 7 votes, average: 5 out of 57 votes, average: 5 out of 57 votes, average: 5 out of 57 votes, average: 5 out of 57 votes, average: 5 out of 5 Reverse Psychology (7 votes)
  • 4 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 5 Hillbilly Cop (4 votes)
  • 4 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 5 Signs it’s Time to Stop Breastfeeding! (4 votes)