Pee in a Cup

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Q- How does a turtle carry a fox, an egg and a chicken over a bridge, without the fox eating the chicken and the chicken eating corn?

A- The turtle carries the chicken over first. Then it carries the corn over, but brings the chicken back. Then leaves the chicken and carries the wolf over. Then it carries the chicken over.

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