Penetanguishene

Two blondes were vacationing in Ontario, Canada when they drove past a roadsign which said PENETANGUISHENE 30 km.

They argued for the next twenty minutes about how to pronounce Penetanguishene when the driver said to her friend, “You’re just an ignorant slut, Candy.”

And Candy replied “And you’re just a stubborn donkey-fucker, Gloria.”

And Candy said, “Let’s have lunch.”

So, inside the restaurant, Gloria said to the guy behind the counter, “Hey, Sport, do us a favor and pronounce where we are very slowly.”

“OK, Miss, listen closely…
Burrrrrr-grrrrrrr Kiiiiiing.”

This joke is filed under Blonde.