Pepito Jokes: Once there was a kid named Pepito.His mom sent him to go buy eggs at the store.
When he was on the way to the store, he saw superman, and he went running to his house to tell his mom.
When he got to his house, he said to his mom. “Mom i saw superman he had big arms, and big feet, and a big chest”
Then his mom asked him “what about the eggs?”
“ohh no mom I did not see them.
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hahaha i love pepito jokes. i heard them ever since i was little. hahaha
there where 3 guys
sleepin on the same bed was getting
then the next morning the 2 guys on the side wake up and say man i felt that i was getting jacked off last nite
then the guy in the middle wakes up and says i had a dream i was skiing last nite
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A schoolteacher in Havana asked her class, “If the sea between Cuba and Miami were to dry up, how long would it take to walk across?”
When she got no response, she asked Pepito to give an answer. After a moment of thought, he said, “Forty days.”
The teacher was naturally surprised. “Pepito,” she said, “the distance from Havana to Miami is only about ninety miles. Maybe I didn’t make the question clear. Pretend that it’s all smooth and level ground. NOW how long would it take?”
Pepito insisted however on his answer of forty days.
“But why?” asked the teacher.
“Well, because you would constantly have to say, “`Excuse me,’ `Pardon me please,’ `Excuse me, sir,’ `Pardon me Miss,’ `Excuse me…'”
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i love pepito jokes there funny
one day pepito’s teacher asked him to make sentences with his spelling words…so he started
1:cheese
Maria likes me, but cheese fat
2:mushrooms
Wen all my family gets in the car, there isnt muushroom
3:shoulder
my frind didnt no how to make tacos so i shoulder
4:herpes
me amd my friend shared a piza, i got my peice and she got herpes
5:july
ju told me ju were goin to the store, and july to me julyer!!!
6:rectum
i had 2 but my wife rectum
7:chicken
i was goin to the store with my wife but chicken go by herself
8:chicken wing
my mom plays the lottery to chicken wing
once pepito went home and died
Pepito was in class with his friends and the teacher says
If the class behaves well, tomorrow I will come in a miniskirt.
And they behaved.
The next day the teacher comes in miniskirt, again the teacher says:
If the class behaves well, tomorrow I will come in a bikini.
And they all behaved.
The next day the teacher comes in bikini, again the teacher says:
If he class behaves well, tomorrow I will come in leaves.
And they all behaved.
The next day the teacher comes in leaves,
The class finish and it was time to leave, everyone left but Pepito was still in class.
So the teacher asked him.
What happen Pepito what are you waiting for?
and he tells the teacher:
“Im waiting for fall to come”
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Hahahahaha thats funny=) luv the chistes!
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I love pepito jokes there so funny there awesom no other jokes beat them they make me pee my pants hahaha……
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omg this joke is nasty but it is funny as hell
pepito was in spanish class and The teacher told pepito to go up to the board and demanded: ANOTE and pepito drew a big O.
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I like Pepitos jokes