Pete on the plane (Part One)
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Loading ...Peter was going on his first flight and he was so nervous about flying that the stewartess had to ask the pilot to talk to him to calm him down.
“Look, Pete” the pilot said, “there’s really nothing to be worried about, this is the safest plane in the sky!”
“Really?” Peter said with a gleam of hope in his eyes.
“Yeah, so just relax, lay back, have a few drinks, get drunk and pass out, and the flight will over before you know it.”
The pilot calmed Peter down, until he said, “Hell, that’s what I’m gonna’ do!”
