Peter and John
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Loading ...A man named John was walking down the street. Some time later he met his friend, Peter.
“Hello, Peter.” John said, “I was just going to the market to buy some cabbage for supper. Would you like to come along?” Peter nodded.
The two men walked along for about fifteen minutes, when John spoke up, “Phew! Something stinks! Peter, did you shit your pants today?” Peter shook his head.
They were passing the movie theatre now and John’s eyes were tearing, “Peter? Did you shit your pants today?!” Again Peter shook his head, “no”.
The men were almost at the market when John, about to pass out, screamed at Peter, “Peter! You sick bastard! Did you shit your goddamn pants today!?!”
Peter finally spoke, “Yeah, asshole! But not today!