Phone-In Polls

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You know those shows where people call in and vote on different issues? Did you ever notice there’s always about 18% that say, “I don’t know.”

It costs 90 cents to call up and vote…They’re voting, “I don’t know.”

Example: “Honey, I feel very strongly about this. Give me the phone.” Then he makes his call and says, “I DON’T KNOW!” then hangs up, looking proud because he voiced his non-opinion.

This guy probably calls up phone sex girls at $2.95 a minute to say, “I’m not in the mood right now.”

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