Phone message
My buddy is always trying to come up with out-going messages on his answering machine, which not only entertain callers, but encourage them to leave a message, if only to comment on his weird greetings. Here’s his current message:
“Thanks for calling. At the sound of the beep tone, please leave your name, phone number, your street address, the hours you will NOT be home, and a complete description of your stereo equipment.”