piano player
A young man was sitting in a coffee bar enjoying a Don Pedro. He noticed the piano player sitting down to play a few numbers. As the piano player sat down, he couldn’t help noticing the piano players testicles hanging over the edge of the seat.
The young man ignored this and continued enjoying his drink.
As the night progressed, the young man got more and more irratated with this situation, he eventually got up and addressed the piano player.
“Excuse me, Sir,” asked the young man. “Do you know your balls are hanging over the edge of your chair?”
“No” replied the piano player, “but I’m sure I’ll be able to play it if you can whistle the tune for me.”