Piccolo Player
One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman making love to his youngest daughter. Yelling “You son of a bitch!” he shot the amorous salesman in the groin with a .12-gauge shotgun.
The screaming salesman quickly took off for town to find a doctor. He found one, but the physician took one look at the man’s dick and told him that nothing could be done for him.
“Oh, please do something,” begged the salesman. “I’m a rich man and can pay you anything.”
“Sorry, son,” said the doctor. “There’s nothing I can do. However, there’s a man across the street who might be able to help.”
“Oh? Is he a specialist?” asked the salesman.
“No,” said the doctor, “he’s a piccolo player. He’ll teach you how to hold it without pissing in your face.”