Pick-Up Mishap

Two guys are sitting at a table in a bar checking out the ladies. They are talking about how the second guy can never seem to pick up any women, so the first guy decides to show him how.

“Watch,” he says. I’ll go pick up some women, you watch and learn. “Ok,” says the second guy.

The first guy slides up next to a pretty young blonde woman at the bar. He says, “Tickle your ass with a feather?” And she says,”WHAT?!” And he says, “Particularly nice weather.”

So they talk and he brings her back to the table and buys his friend and the woman a round. The second guy says, “How’d you do that?” And the first guy says, “Watch and learn again.” So he slides up next to a pretty redhead at the bar and says, “Tickle your ass with a feather?” And she says, “WHAT?!” and he says, “Particularly nice weather.” So they talk and he brings her back to the table also, and buys his friend and the two women another drink.

By this time, the second guy has had quite a few drinks and had decided to give his luck with the ladies a shot. He approaches a fine brunette, sits down next to her at the bar and drunkenly blurts, “Stick a feather in your ass? It’s raining outside.”

This joke is filed under Religious.