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A Jew and a Scotsman were having dinner together in a restaurant.
When the bill arrived, the Scotsman cheerfully said, “I’ll be happy to pay the entire bill.”
The next day’s newspaper headline read, “Jewish ventriloquist shot dead in restaurant.”
This joke is filed under Ethnic Cultural, Jewish.
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Jew are eating dinner at a very expensive restaurant. When the check arrives, the Scotsman says, “I’ll take that.”
The next day’s headlines read, “FAMOUS JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST BEATEN TO DEATH AT FANCY RESTAURANT.”
This joke is filed under Jewish, Religious.
