Pictures mailed home
A man at a nudist camp got a letter from his mother asking for a picture. Since the only pictures he had were taken in the nude, he cut one in half and mailed
her the part showing him only from the waist up.
His mom wrote back after receiving the photograph and said, “Thanks for the picture. Can your grandma have one too?”
The guy thought, “Since grandma can’t see well, I’ll just give her the bottom half,” and he sent it.
After getting her grandson’s picture, she wrote to him and said, “Nice picture, but your hairstyle sure makes your nose look long.”