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Loading ...A man is speeding his convertible up a steep, narrow, winding mountain road when a woman driving a sedan approaches him from the opposite direction.
As they pass, she leans out her window and yells, “PIG!”
The man immediately leans out and yells, “BITCH!”
As he hurtles around the next corner, he swerves to avoid a large pig standing in the middle of the road, plows through the flimsy fence and crashes to a fiery death.
Gee, if only you guys would listen.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day a car broke down infront of a farm. The driver got out and asked the farmer if he could use his phone to call a tow truck. The driver noticed the farmer had a pig with only three legs. He asked, “Why does your pig have only three legs. The farmer replied, That is the best pig I ever had. He once pulled me out of my barn when it caught on fire. I would have died for sure!” “Ok, but why does he have only have three legs?” “A pig that good you can’t eat all at once!”
