Pig to Sausage, and Vice Versa
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Loading ...There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant, preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory where the father thought, “Surely, THIS should impress him!”
He showed his son the machine and said, “Son, this is the heart of the factory. Using this machine, we can put in a pig, and out comes sausages.”
The prudish, ungrateful, unimpressed son, said, “Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?”
The father, furious by now, thought for a second and finally said, “Yes, Son, we call it your mother!”