Pig with a wooden leg
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Loading ...One day a man was driving down the road & saw a pig with a wooden leg, so he stopped to see what was up.
So he knocked on the door & a lady answered.
He said, “Where did you get a pig with a wooden leg?”
The lady said, “Well, we got him from Czechoslavakia…
Anyway, soon after we got him, he was sniffing around, so we thought we would drill — $500,000 worth of royalties in oil.
A couple years later he was sniffing around again. So we drilled… Gas. $1,000,000 in royalties.
But what’s most important — a couple days ago there was a fire. Pig came in saved us all!”
The man said, “Yeah, I understand that, but what is with the wooden leg?”
The lady said, “A pig like that, you don’t eat all at once!!”
