Pigs

A pig farmer had about 9 sows he needed to get bred. He called around the area to only find out the only available breeder was two counties over. So he loaded up the pigs in a truck and headed out.

When he got to the breeder, as he was unloading the pigs, the man ask what it would cost. The man replied, “It’ll be $100.00 a sow”. The man says, “That’s outrageous, I don’t have that kind of money”.

So he loaded up the pigs and headed home. On the way home he was thinking how he could save a lot of money if he just did it himself.

So he pulled down a dirt road and took the pigs off one at a time, Pop Pop Pop, and he was done.

When he got home he unloaded the pigs and went in to bed. Knowing if it took the next morning, they would be in the grass and if not, they would still be in the mud.

So when he awoke the next morning his wife was cleaning up around the room, He asked, “Hey honey, are those pigs in the grass”?

She says, “No, they’re all in the mud”. Well he shook his head in anger and decided he would try it one more time.

So he loaded up the pigs and headed down the dirt road again.

Taking the pigs off one at a time Pop Pop Pop and he was done. Took the pigs home and unloaded them in the pin. Went in and went to bed.

The next morning his wife again was cleaning up the house and he yelled, “Honey, are those pigs still in the mud”?
No, she says.

He rose up in the bed and says, “Are they off in the grass”?
“No,” she says.

“They’re all up in the truck and one of them is honking the Horn…”

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