PINOCCHIO joke
One day, Jesus and his disciples were walking down the streets of Heaven and Jesus tripped over a old Man.
He asked the old man what was the matter. He said when he was alive on earth, he had a son.
So Jesus asked him to describe his son. He said that he is very polite and has holes in his hands and feet.
” Father ?!” Jesus said.
The old man looked up and said ” PINOCCHIO?!!!”