Piss Head

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A man is in a bar and he walks up to the bar and says to the bartender “I’ll bet you $50 that I could piss into that shot glass blind folded”.

The bartender thought that this was an easy way to pick up some money so he agreed.

He got out the glass and a blindfold and the man stood on the bar to pee.

Naturally, the man didn’t get his piss into the glass but all over the bar and the bartender as well!

The bartender laughed and took his money. He then asked the guy why he would make such a stupid bet.

The guy replied, “Well, you see those guys over there? they bet me $300 that I couldn’t piss all over the bar and you and make you laugh.”

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