Piss Pot Pete (Limerick)
Here’s a nasty limerick:
Miss Mary Brown
said no man could lay her down,
but over the hill came piss pot Pete
with twenty pounds of swinging meat.
He laid her on the grass
and put it in her ass,
but she blew a fart
that knocked his balls apart
Back over the hill went piss pot Peete
with twenty pounds of shredded beef!