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A little boy is sitting on a corner squashing pissants.

A priest comes by asks the boy what he is doing.

“Squashing pissants” the boy replies.

The priest says “But son, don’t you know that everything on earth has a purpose in life.”

“Not everything” says the boy.

“Name three things that don’t have a purpose” asks the priest.

The boy thought for a minute then said. “Tits on a nun, balls on a priest and these damn pissants.”

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