pissants
A little boy is sitting on a corner squashing pissants.
A priest comes by asks the boy what he is doing.
“Squashing pissants” the boy replies.
The priest says “But son, don’t you know that everything on earth has a purpose in life.”
“Not everything” says the boy.
“Name three things that don’t have a purpose” asks the priest.
The boy thought for a minute then said. “Tits on a nun, balls on a priest and these damn pissants.”