Please Don’t Laugh

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A man goes to a doctor and says “Doc, I have a problem but you have to promise not to laugh.”

“That would be totally unprofessional,” says the doctor, “of course I won’t laugh. I’ve been practicing medicine for twenty years and I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

“All right,” says the man. He opens his fly, and the doctor is greeted with the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls down laughing.

After composing himself, the doctor wipes the tears from his eyes and tries to apologize. “I’m so sorry..I don’t know what came over me…I won’t let it happen again. Now what seems to be the trouble?”

“It’s swollen.”

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