Please Help Me I’m Falling

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The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question always asked: “If our chute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?”

The jump master looked at him and, in perfect deadpan, answered: “The rest of your life.”

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