Polish Hunting Trip

Two polish men went away for their annual hunting trip, and by accident, one was shot by the other. His worried companion got him out of the woods, into the car, and off to the nearest hospital.

After several hours, the doctor came out with a worried expression on his face.

“Well, doctor,” he inquired anxiously. “Is he going to live?”

“It’s hard to say,” answered the doctor. “He would have a better chance if you hadn’t gutted him first.”

This joke is filed under Medical.