Political Correctness In The Workplace
One morning, the owner of a diner gathers all four of his employees and tells them, “Business has been so bad these days that I am forced to fire one of you.”
The black dishwasher is the first to speak up, “Well, I’m the only black around here and you wouldn’t want to get into that.”
The pregnant waitress warns, “As the only woman in your employment, I can sue you for sexual discrimination.”
Crossing his arms, the old cook gruffly says, “If you think you can get rid of me, you got one thing coming. You will be talking to my lawyer about age discrimination.”
All eyes are then on the single white male waiter. At first the hapless waiter looks back speechlessly and hopelessly. When he regains his composure, he declares, “Alright! Alright! So I’m gay …”