Polluted Drinking Fountain

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A drunk man was casually taking a leak into a drinking fountain in the park.

A police officer came up to him and yelled, franctially, “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING? THERE IS A PUBLIC TOILET 20 FEET FROM HERE!”

The drunk, amazed, yells back, “WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE HERE, A HOSE?!”