Polly Wolly Spit Shine Boots
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Loading ...Jack bought a pair of polly wolly spit shine boots.
So Jack went to a dance and asked Cindy to dance. She said yes, and Jack said “I bet your wearing purple underwear. She said, “How did you know?”
“I just looked at my polly wolly spit shine boots,” said Jack.
Then he asked Mindy to dance, and he said, “I bet your wearing red underwear.” She asked how he knew.
He said, “I just looked at my polly wolly spit shine boots.”
Then he asked Patty to dance, and he said, “What color underwear are you wearing?” She said, “I’m not wearing underwear.”
Then Jack said, “Good I thought I had a crack in my polly wolly spit shine boots.”
