pool playing monkey

One day a man and his monkey walk into a bar. The Bartender says “Let the monkey down to play.” The man says “No, Cause I’m afraid he’ll mess something up.” The Bartender says “it’ll be alright.” So the man lets the monkey down, The monkey runs and jumps on the pool table and swallows the Q-ball. The mans says “I told you he’d mess something up.” So the man picks up the monkey and leaves the bar.

The next week the man returns. Let the monkey down. The man says “No he’ll screw something up again. By the way here is your Q-ball don’t worry I sanitized it and everything.” So the man hands the bartender the ball. The man askes if the monkey could have some peanuts, so the bartender hands him bowl full. The monkey starts eating them but before he did he stuck them up his butt. The bartebder says “What in the hell is he doing?” The man says ” If a Q-ball passed through your ass you’d size your food to.”

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