Pop n’ Fresh
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Loading ...Veteran Pillsbury spokesmodel “Pop n’ Fresh” died last week at age 71 due to a severe yeast infection. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The gravesite was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima gave the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who “never knew how much he was kneaded.”
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting too much time on half-baked schemes, but even as a crusty old man he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by a wife with whom he had two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
My thanks to Phil Proctor.