PORK
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Loading ...This man came home from work and asked his wife if they could have pork (other white meat) for dinner.
The wife said that they are already having chicken and that chicken is better for them. He didn’t want to argue so instead of fighting he settled for chicken.
He saw a commercial on t.v for a hypnosis that you can use in someone’s sleep. So every night for the next two weeks he stayed up for 2 hours and whispered in her ear PORK. PORK.
So it has been 2 weeks and he was just coming home from work and his wife was there waiting for him at the door. She said, “Honey I have something special tonight for you. He asked what with a grin on his face. Brand New FORKS!!!!!!