Pork Chops Competition

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A woman goes into a meat market and asks the butcher why his pork chops are 99 cents a pound, when the guy across the street is selling his for 89 cents?

The butcher says, “Well, then, why don’t you go over there and buy his?”

The lady customer says, “Well, he don’t have any.

The butcher says, “Well, that’s nothing. When I don’t have ANY, I sell mine for only 79 cents!”

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