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U.S. actress Sharon Mitchell, heroine of the X-rated film “Captain Lust,” once experienced difficulty getting a check cashed at a New York bank because she didn’t have her driver’s license or other means of identification with her. She did, however, have a magazine containing a nude picture of herself. Handing the magazine to the teller, she lifted her sweater up to her chin and struck the same pose.

The check was cashed.

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