Potty Mouth Parrot
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Loading ...A guy once had a parrot that had a very dirty mouth. He would bring a date home and the parrot would squawk, “Somebody’s gonna get screwed!” Of course, the girls would get mad and leave.
This went on for about 3 or 4 weeks, until finally he got so frustrated that he went back to the pet store where he had purchased the bird.
He asked the pet store owner how to stop his parrot from scaring away his women. The pet store owner said, “Maybe he is jealous and wants a companion himself. I’ll order a female parrot, but in the meantime the only female bird I have is this Hoot-owl. If you’d like, you can borrow the owl to keep your bird company until the female parrot arrives.”
The guy said, “I’ll try anything as long as he shuts up!”
As soon as he got home, the man put the hoot-owl in the cage with the parrot. It was obvious from the way the parrot glared at the owl that they didn’t get along. That night, the man had another woman over. Just as he leaned in to kiss her, the parrot chimed in, “Somebody’s gonna get screwed!”
“Who-who?” said the owl.
The parrot snapped, “Sure isn’t gonna be you, you bug-eyed bitch!”