Powerful Curse

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This man goes to a wizard and says, “All powerful wizard, can you help me?”

The wizard says, “Help you with what?”

The man says, “I had an evil curse put on me 20 years ago and I wanted you to dispel the curse.”

The wizard pauses for a moment and says, “I can help you if you tell me the exact words used to put the curse on you.”

Thinking long, the man said, “It’s hard to remember cause it’s been 20 years, oh yes I remember…. The words were I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE!!!!!!!”

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