Powerful Liquid
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Loading ...A boy was sitting on his front steps one day, holding a bottle of turpentine. His father had told him to stay away from it, that it was Powerful liquid. He couldn’t resist and had experimented with it all afternoon. The boy was deep in thought, when on the sidewalk, a Priest happened to be walking by.
“What do you have there, son?” the priest asked.
The boy replied, “I got the most powerful liquid in the world in this bottle.”
The priest laughed. “Now you know, son, that the most powerful liquid in the world is holy water. Did you know if you wipe holy water on a pregnant woman’s stomach, she will pass a boy every time?”
The boy says, “Well Father, that ain’t nothin… if you wipe some of this on a cat’s ass it’ll pass a MOTORCYCLE!”
