Praying for DOLLAR$

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A little boy wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to “GOD USA,” they decided to send it to President Clinton.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused, he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:

Dear GOD,

Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason, you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.

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