preacher’s peanuts
One day a man went in to talk to his preacher and while he was talking, he was eating away at the peanuts sitting on the preacher’s desk.
He did not notice how many peanuts he had eaten, and when he finally looked down, the bowl was empty. The man said to the preacher, “I am so sorry, I didn’t notice that I ate all of your peanuts.”
The preacher replied, “Oh, don’t worry about it, son. I just suck the chocolate off of them anyways.”