Pregnant Male
There is a friend of mine that is gay. He came up to me
one day and he said, “I think I’m pregnant.”
“No way, I said, you cant be, you are a guy and it is no
possible way you can be pregnant.”
He kept insisting that he was totally positive that he was.
So I asked, “Ok if in fact you really are pregnant, who is the father?”
He replied, “How the hell am I suppose to know… do I have eyes in the back of my head?”