Pregnant Rebetsin

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A recently married young Rabbi went to his congregation, informed them of his wife’s pregnancy and asked for a raise in wages that would allow him a reasonable salary.

After due deliberation, they all agreed that the increase in family size warranted the raise and informed the Rabbi.

As time went on and after 6 births in six years, a meeting was called to complain that the cost was becoming burdensome.

Addressing the congregation, the Rabbi said that having children was an act of God just like snow and rain.

From the back of the room came a voice saying, “Point of order, Rabbi. For snow and rain, we all wear rubbers.”