Presenting Christmas Cheer
Three men die in a car accident. They all find themselves at the pearly gates, waiting to enter Heaven. On entering, they are told that they must present something that represents “Christmas.”
The first man searches his pockets and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a cookie, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties.
Confused at this last gesture, the angel asks, “How do these represent Christmas?”
“They’re Carol’s,” he said.