Presidential Election Process
Around the time the Clinton impeachment hearings were under way, I was taking a political science class at a community college. One of our assignments was to prepare a speech on anything related to the presidency.
I’ll never forget when a Japanese student went to the front of the class to deliver his speech:
“My speech today is on the Presidential erection process.” The whole class was cracking up throughout the whole speech because of phrases like “the president’s wife was pleased with the outcome of this year’s erection”, etc.