Priest, Minister, and a Rabbi
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Loading ...A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi went camping together so they could discuss the differences between their religions and do a little fishing. After a long night of debate they decide to go to bed, but to continue the discussion while they fished the next morning.
The next morning they piled into a row boat with the Priest at the oars. He rowed out about 50 feet from shore when he remembered that he forgot his tackel box.
“I’m sorry,” he said “but I need to go back and get my tackle box.”
“Fine,” said the Rabbi “Row us back in.”
“No need,” said the Priest as he stepped out of the boat and walked back across the water to shore. He retrieved his tackle box and walked back to the boat and took his place at the oars.
“I’m dreadfully sorry,” said the Minister “but I forgot my lucky rabbit’s foot and I can’t fish without it.”
“I’ll row you back in,” offered the Priest.
“No need,” said the Minister who then stepped out of the boat onto the water and walked back to shore. He found his rabbit’s foot and walked back across the water to the boat. After he took his seat again the Priest began to row, but the Rabbi realized that he had forgotten to bring the coffee.
“I sorry, but I forgot to bring the coffee, I need to go back and get it.”
“That’s the most important part of the trip! I’ll row us back,” said the Priest.
“No need,” said the Rabbi and he stepped off the boat onto the water where he sank like a stone. The priest then turned to the Minister and said,
“Do you think we should have told him about the rocks?”