Priest & Nun Stranded
Priest and Nun are driving down the snowy road.
Car gets stalled, they both start walking, up ahead is a cabin.
They walk in, no one is around, but they notice one bed and one sleeping bag, & plenty of blankets.
Priest says, sister you take the bed, I’ll be on the sleeping bag, nun agrees.
A few minutes go by, sister says, “Father, I’m cold.” Priest unzips the sleeping bag, gets up and lays a blanket on her, goes back to his sleeping bag, zips up.
Once again the sister remarks, “Father, I’m still cold”.
Priest unzips, gets up and lays another blanket on her, goes back, zips up and tries to go sleep.
Again the nun remarks, “Father, I’m still very, very cold,” Priest says, “Sister, what do you say we pretend we’re married, we’re out here in the wilderness where no one can see us, and no one can hear us.” The nun agrees.
The priest then yells, “Now shut up and get your own stupid blankets!!!!”