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We are starting the year 5759 on the Jewish calendar (which can only be purchased wholesale, mind you).

5759. That’s a LOT of years. Just looking at that number makes me think that we need to go all over the world and round up all of the most learned Jewish historians (wow,
THIS is bound to make them nervous), and ask them that ONE IMPORTANT QUESTION that is burning at the forefront of nearly everyone’s mind:

“So, how did YOU guys deal with the Y2K problem?”

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