PROM DRESS

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Julie Adams had just turned Sweet Sixteen and was praying that Jeff would ask her to the Junior Prom.

When he finally did, it was the happiest day in her life. She told her mother she would need a strapless dress for the Prom, so Mrs. Adams loaned Julie her credit card and sent her off to Gowns Unlimited for the purchase.

Julie picked up her new dress the morning of the Prom and it was perfect. Her only concern was that her Dad might think it was a little too daring, but Dads were too old-fashioned anyway. She had her hair done by her Mom’s hairdresser and went home for a nap before the big night.

Jeff was due at the Adams’ home at 8PM, so by 7:30 Julie had showered and put on her beautiful new gown. As she was leaving her bedroom, her Dad was coming up the stairs.

“Well, Daddy,” said Julie pirouetting around, “how do I look? I know you’re gonna say it’s too low-cut.”

“That depends,” said her father. “Do you have hair on your chest?”

The question surprised Julie. “Well of course not, Daddy,” she replied.

“Then it’s too low-cut.”

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