Public Service Announcement

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This is presented as a public service. Perhaps it will prevent YOU from experiencing the same tragedy that happened to my female cousin.

On June 25, 1999, at a hospital in New York state, doctors removed a seven pound cancer from my cousin’s uterus. Our family was shocked and saddened by the news, to be sure, but not nearly as much as when we found out that it was completely PREVENTABLE.

After the operation, the lead surgeon told our family that had my cousin gotten to the hospital just FIVE DAYS EARLIER, doctors would have removed a seven pound Gemini, instead of a Cancer.

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