Pulled Over

I heard about a young lady who was speeding, and an officer pulled her to the side of the road. She didn’t have her seat belt on so, as soon as she stopped, she quickly yanked it on before the officer got to her window.

After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, “I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?”

“Oh yes, I do, Officer,” she purred.

“Well,” asked the officer, “do you always do it up with it looped through your steering wheel?”

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