Pulled over with cause…
An attorney was driving through the country side when his car failed him.
He looked under the hood and knocked a few items around with a hammer. In the process, he knocked off a gas line and got his arm soaked with gas before getting it back on. Discouraged, he attempted to start his car. Much to his surprise, it started and he headed for the nearest town for a permanent repair.
To celebrate his success, he lit up a cigarette, at which time his arm exploded into flames. He stuck his arm out the window hoping the wind, at 50 miles per hour, would put it out.
He was promptly pulled over by a local constable and given a ticket for the illegal use of a firearm.