Puns Spoken Here…..
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Loading ...One witch told another witch, “I want one of those new computers that has a spell checker.”
Don’t bother inviting the Invisible Man to your Halloween party. He won’t show up. Sometimes he makes excuses, but they’re all transparent.
You don’t have to worry about Daylight Savings Time at Halloween. The holiday is always on Green Witch Mean Time.
Western Union opened an office in a graveyard so the spooks could send and receive cryptograms.
Vampire pick-up line “What’s your type?”
A vampire joined the police force so he could learn the correct way to get a stakeout.
How do canine scavengers in Africa find their way in the dark? They use jackal lanterns.
What kind of monster do you have to look out for at the Laundromat? A washin’ werewolf.